Stay away from these top 10 hells on earthWhile most travel brochures wax lyrical about the
world’s paradises, they often leave out those cities that the industry would rather forget. Whether it’s violence, pollution or an inhospitable climate, some places just don’t function as cities in the modern world, let alone attract a throng of flip-flopped tourists through its airport security. These places are simply known as hells on earth.
So, the next time you moan about a sun-drenched resort not having poolside service, take a moment to think about how much worse your vacation would have been had you visited this lot of hells on earth.
Number 10
Baghdad, Iraq
Type of hell: Conflict
It’s hardly surprising that
cheap airlines lack a “weekend away” charter route to Baghdad. The city has been irreversibly damaged by the Gulf War and years of Saddam Hussein’s dictatorship; a coupling that has brought the once vibrant city to its knees and landing it a place on our hells on earth list.
Since the U.S. invasion, lootings, robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults have been rife, but it is the daily slaughter of troops, journalists and civilians that terrify the most. Open-top bus tours of the city have become a regular feature, ripped open by bombs underneath seats. Although recent years have seen a physical curfew lifted, a psychological one still remains and the streets of Baghdad have been left largely deserted.
Number 9
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Type of hell: Pollution
If a city ever deserved a break, it’s Dhaka -- No. 9 on our hells on earth countdown. Despite enduring political instability, military suppression and devastation from war and natural disaster, the capital of Bangladesh faces a new crisis over critically high
pollution levels. Rapid industrial development has filled the city with so much smog it is causing environmental damage, particularly with the 9.7 million tons of waste dumped in the river by the city each year. It is only a matter of time before disease takes hold.
However, Dhaka’s development has seen unemployment levels decrease, which has led to decreases in crime. Better opportunities, weaker immunities -- talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place.
Number 8
Yakutsk, Russia
Type of hell: Environmental extreme
Officially the coldest place on earth, Yakutsk would be a shock to the system for even seasoned Muscovites. Temperatures here often drop to a hypothermia-inducing -58°F, and if it drops below this (which it often does), children get the day off school. Well, it’s either that or wheel them out on stretchers at the end of the day to fur-wearing parents.
Visibility in this city of ice and snow isn’t good either; a thick fog often reduces visibility to no more than 10 meters in front of you, if you’re lucky. Another hellish aspect of Yakutsk is its sheer isolation; a whole six time zones away from Moscow, there’s definitely no chance of anyone hearing you scream in this hell on earth.
Number 7
Mogadishu, East Africa
Type of hell: Lawlessness
While North Africa gets Algiers, East Africa gets the pleasure of Mogadishu -- a city where hierarchy is forever in negotiation. Rebel forces took the city in 1990 and since then there has been a power struggle between Mohammed Ali Mahdi and Mohammed Farah Aidid. In 1992, a rebel war destroyed much of the city with thousands of casualties, and a badly timed drought induced nationwide famine.
Despite the city practically closing down, confusion over the head of state continues today and Mogadishu is largely lawless, with no structure of real peacekeeping present, despite a failed effort in 1992 by the U.S. marines. Indeed, Mogadishu certainly won’t be found in any glossy
vacation brochure anytime soon.
Number 6
Chernobyl, Ukraine
Type of hell: Radiation
If you’ve never heard of the doomed city of Chernobyl, you’ve probably been living under a radiated rock for the last decade. Famed for a nuclear explosion that tore through the city in 1986 and contaminated most of its living organisms, Chernobyl is certainly not the kind of place you’d like to vacation in. In fact, most people here would do pretty much anything to escape the toxicity that oozes from its every pore.
Having experienced the worst nuclear accident in history, the city has never recovered and probably never will. Everything is still largely abandoned and remains as it was 20 years ago, with hundreds of miles of uninhabitable space, deserted
buildings and poisoned lakes and rivers. In fact, there’s an exclusion zone of 30 kilometers that probably won’t be inhabitable for hundreds of years.
Number 5
Oklahoma City, United States
Type of hell: Natural disasters
While it may be all hunky-dory on the musical front, Oklahoma City isn’t the kind of place you’d want to hang out in for too long if you like to keep your feet on terra firma. The weather is frighteningly unpredictable, with blizzards often descending on the city and winds that could knock a high rise clean off its feet. It is, after all, located in the direct path of “Tornado Alley.”
The worst time to visit would be from March to August, when
The Day After Tomorrow-style weather is pretty much expected. In fact, the
severe weather season makes Dorothy’s Kansas look positively calm, with Oklahoma City being the city worst affected by tornadoes in the United States. One of the most powerful tornadoes on record -- an F5 with wind speeds of 320 mph -- devastated much of the city in 1999, securing its place on our list of hells on earth.
Number 4
Pyongyang, North Korea
Type of hell: Oppression
If you want to know what George Orwell was talking about in his novel
1984, look no further than Pyongyang. Still in the throes of communism, the city is so oppressed you just might scream. While its modern-day facade may look like any other Western city, underneath it’s entirely autocratic. Radios and TVs have only one channel, which broadcasts special programs controlled by the government; premarital sex is unheard of; bicycles are banned as part of a political regime to restrict movement and interaction amongst people; and reports suggest (although the government denies) that individuals need permission to travel outside of the city. Indeed, the only enjoyable thing about a vacation here is boarding your flight and getting the hell out.
Port Moresby is our No. 1 hell on earth
Number 3
Bujumbura, Republic of Burundi
Type of hell: Corruption
With the lowest GDP per capita in the world, Burundi is the poorest country on the planet and is scarred by a history of genocide, mass killing and assassinated political leaders. Not only that, but a pool of 178 countries found that Burundi’s people had the poorest satisfaction of life in the world. All in all, it hasn’t got much going for it and it’s unlikely to be your first choice when browsing
honeymoon options with your sweetheart. Curfews are enforced in its capital, Bujumbura, and let’s just say that fighting between rebel forces and the government doesn’t just play out in parliament.
Number 2
Linfen, China
Type of hell: Darkness
Once voted by
Time Magazine as the most polluted city ever, Linfen,
China, is so sooty and dark that it makes the prospect of going to hell all the more appealing. Located in a 12-mile industrial belt, and affected by the 50 million tons of coal mined each year in the nearby hills of Shanxi, Linfen doesn’t stand much of a chance. While the air is filled with burning coal, the streets are choking with emissions from jam-packed traffic; in Linfen, there’s no escape from the smog. In fact, you may as well light up and begin a 40-a-day habit -- even a surgical mask won’t save you in this hell on earth. You need to get far, far away, and never return to this industrial wasteland they have the nerve to call a functioning city.
Number 1
Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
Type of hell: Disease
With over 115 new HIV and AIDS cases diagnosed every month at Port Moresby General Hospital, the capital of Papua New Guinea isn’t at the top of this list for much except being the “worst place to live in the world,” according to a 2004 vote by the Economist’s Intelligence Unit. With the population expanding at an uncontrollable rate, employment levels have rocketed, income levels have plummeted and cases of rape, robbery and murder have reached new heights (the murder rate is 23 times that of
London).
Gang members, known as
raskols, have been known to carry out bank robberies with M16
machine guns, hijack cars wielding machetes and, in one case, drag an injured nurse from a car wreck to rape her. Clearly, the “rascal” tag does them a disservice. If you don’t have time to pick up some souvenirs, don’t worry; you’ll almost certainly have picked up a disease or two to take home with you.
anti-paradises
While some of these places we’ve deemed hells on earth undoubtedly have their pros, there are hundreds of other cities we recommend you visit before them. Granted, if you’re well-traveled and you’ve run out of places to visit with your wads of cash, by all means book your flight into one of these hell-holes. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you. And don’t forget your bulletproof vest, your antimalaria shot and your bible.
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